I'm not keg partying with the kids and so this is code for you forgot to take the trash to the curb again and the house looks a bit disheveled. And I have been working on correcting that image and then today happens.
This morning Beatrice suddenly remembered that she has a band concert tonight
My sister periodically locks herself out of her house, without her keys and sometimes her child. I am no longer surprised to pull into her driveway and find her launching a log at her window or engaged in some other frantic-driven break-in attempt.