I am Elizabeth James. 

Whether I am picking rocks out of my 10 year olds behind or catching my 8 year old Googling “hottest sex ever”, one thing that I have learned is that life on the cul-de-sac in Suburbia, it would appear, is never what it seems. 

 

 

I HAVE A HUSBAND, FOUR KIDS  and two dogs.

 

                    MY LOVER

                    MY LOVER

 
             LEWIS

             LEWIS

         BEATRICE

         BEATRICE

                MJ

                MJ

              PENN

              PENN

 

 

I AM THE OLDEST OF THREE. And, thanks to my mother, I am genetically predisposed and actively suffer from acute directional challenge disorder (ADCD) not to be confused with ADHD which, I also have, and also thanks to my mother. 

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