Whether I am picking rocks out of my 10 year olds behind or catching my 8 year old Goggling “hottest sex ever” or driving through my neighbors front lawn (again), one thing that I have learned is that life on the cul-de-sac in Suburbia, it would appear, is never what it seems. 

I am Elizabeth James. 

I have a husband, four kids and two dogs. I am the oldest of three. I am genetically predisposed and actively suffer from acute directional challenge disorder (ADCD) not to be confused with ACDC or ADHD which I also have.